One wouldn’t have thought that the recent test series between Pakistan and England could reproduce the astonishing level of cricket drama in the recent Ashes series, yet we were treated to a mighty grand contest, albeit slightly dull in the early days but worth every penny on the 5th day of each test.
As a summary, I honestly believe that Pakistan are not as good as it has been made out. England did not play to their recent high standards, the bowlers didn’t get much luck in terms of all the edges and dropped catches (cf Yusuf’s double century) and their batsmen failed miserably with very poor shot selections at critical times.
Pakistan were often all over the show as usual, falling to pieces until Captain Fantastic would pick them up and show them what
‘izza was all about. If you pore over the scorecards, you’ll see that Inzi came to the crease in major disaster circumstances almost every time and suddenly turned each game around single-handedly – he was simply (and quite literally) a giant, winning the series by himself. Sure, Kaneria was ok with a few good balls and the guy I just love to hate, Shoaib Akhtar, bowled simply magnificently at times to at least give us some hope for the future. I don’t think much can be read into this victory but I hope it at least encourages the young team to look at their elders and realise that Pak cricket has been absent for far too long from the top.
As for the highlights of the series, then where do you start? I suppose you start with the Mac himself…

Honestly, his batting was just another level altogether. He’s easily been the best batsman on display this year, although still not the world’s best until he can move quicker in the crease. But look at his average this series, and then remember that this…

…was just a
disgrace, an absolute farce. Add to that the fact he just gave his wicket away in the 3rd test and then you realise that England hardly got him out
legitimately in the series and he might have had an average for the series of over 150!
The problem though is that we won’t get too many more years out of him, and the team is far too dependent upon him and Mohammad Yusuf to perform. This needs to be seriously addressed if Pakistan wish to maintain a presence on the world stage.
Talking of Yusuf (formerly Yusuf Youhana of course), then that’s a whole story in itself. He has been one of Pakistan’s best and most consistent batsmen over the last few years (as a Christian) and you could just guess how stressed all the Paks were when they saw his level fall through the ground as soon as he became Muslim!
But my goodness, when he hit his double hundred, were the Paks relieved or were the Paks relieved! I’m still not convinced he’s back to his best form though, especially based on the double hundred, which was full of mistakes and lucky escapes, as well as a whole shed load of gymnastics…

Other batting plus points for Pakistan were few to be honest. Kamran Akmal has just proved his potential for we all knew he was the one to watch. Pakistan have always been lucky in their wicket-keeper batsmen, following the recent good trend of Moin Khan and Rashid Latif – and this young lad took some absolutely stupendous catches, especially the Pieterson catch in the last test; a match-winner by anyone’s standards.
One area which we are really suffering is the opening partnership. They reckon we’ve used over 19 different combinations in recent times to try and recreate the classical opening duos of the Saeed Anwar and Aamir Sohail days – it looks as if we’ve got a long way to go. Salman Stud, sorry Butt, seems not too bad despite his constant fishing outside the off stump but Shoaib Malik was absolutely rubbish. So were the rest, especially Younis Khan who really needs to rediscover the form that led him to destroying India single-handedly.
Danish Kaneria looks ok, not in the same league as Warne and Murali but he still bowled a few classic googlies to put good pressure on. His ball against Flintoff was a peach…

I tell you one thing that Kaneria won’t be in the side for though…

He has got to be the worst fielder I have
ever seen. Actually, make that the second worst after Shaun Tait the miskeen. Now
he was rubbish.
Shoaib has been a right pain in the backside for us Paks, so at long last it was great to see such a visible change in attitude and a development of respect and humility for his team and elders. Although he had some pretty ordinary overs when the England batsmen were comfortably in, he did bowl some of the best balls you will see this year…

It’s difficult to choose the best ball he bowled, because his slower balls in the last test were truly magnificent and effectively won us the game. The slower ball that did Bell was class, but the one he got Vaughan with was even better…

But the best ball I think was the way he bowled Flintoff for just one in the second Test was absolutely unbelievable. Let’s just hope that he can maintain his work ethos, as well as concentrate more on line and length as opposed to just chucking it down at 300 miles per hour.
Mind you, talking about classic balls, Flintoff bowling Shoaib and Afridi wasn’t too bad either…

He was still England’s most dangerous bowler despite the excellent efforts of Harmison. I seriously believe that the England seam attack will take Pakistan apart later in 2006 when the Paks come to town, and it’ll be a real struggle for Pakistan to win in our conditions here – I hope I’ll be proved wrong.
Yet at the same time, England on this form haven’t got a chance against the Aussies in Australia for the Ashes next time if current form is maintained – the Poms will need to have a serious long look at their touring form to change that.
Back to this series, my choice of best Pakistani bowler was easily Rana Naved Hasan – he has improved
so much, his line and length were excellent, and he’s even getting faster. If Shoaib is our Harmison, then Rana is our Jones – all we need back now is our Flintoff i.e. Abdul Razzaq and we could have a chance to really go places. And what with Afridi back (hey we’re Muslims man, we forgive easily!), then we can still get back to number 2 in the world above the Indians at all costs!
But yeah, Rana produced some phenomenal spells…


I could go on for ever especially considering our miserable display last night in the Champion’s league which obviously means football is off the agenda for at least another year (doh!), but I’d like to believe that this was an excellent series of cricket in a country that really needed it. Many of you might believe that cricket was a petty piece of chewed
laghw at this time of despair and distress post the Earthquake, yet I couldn’t disagree more.
Having personally witnessed the utter misery of so many people, our priority was always to not only show our compassion and generosity, but also to encourage and inject the communities to return to normality as soon as possible, to start to rebuild and recover their lives. Hence, we have been concentrating on training up people to make their own homes, whether that which was destroyed or temporary shelters that we are providing, on their own land in their own localities to revive life as they knew it. In Balakot, I was working with some sections of the Army whose sole responsibility was to rebuild mosques and seminaries and to employ replacement Imams (in place of all the
Shuhada, and Subhanallah if only you knew how many Imams, Muftis and Tullab al-‘Ilm were martyred in the Quake) so that the society can start to function again as soon as possible.
All of these efforts were to re-ignite the will to live and enjoy life again despite the circumstances. And we mustn’t ignore the role of cricket in all of this, i.e. establishing normality amongst the community; a sport loved by the masses, a source of relief and happiness, and a continuing drama to observe as the nation bets on who exactly will get the wicket of Kaneria; Sa’eed Anwar or the new
Gusht Amir: Inzamam ‘Imdad ad-Din ul-Haq’…
:-)
Not to forget also the amount of money raised by the England team and the international cricket community; this has been truly impressive. More so in my opinion was the immense compassion displayed by some of the England team on their visits to those affected by the Earthquake, whilst I was still there in Pakistan.
I’ve always had a soft spot for players like Hoggard, Giles and Tres yet I can easily say that the most emotional and sincere pictures/footage I witnessed was that of these three visiting the injured and distributing monies amongst the homeless. They were so shaken that they were actually unable to speak on camera – it was truly humbling.
And truly infuriating too, when one compared their approach to the disgusting, sickening photo-ops taken by the criminals Musharraf, Aziz and their cronies.
A’udhu billah from such Shayateen.
In any case, not to digress too much, I was happy and grateful for such a nice series to have been played out, despite some of the controversies and flash points, and all I can say is thank you to the ebay member who has sent me my brand new DAB radio ready in time for the one day series.
Test Match Special – I can’t believe how much I’ve missed you…
:-)